Celery Paul


The carrot maniacally crept up to the celery

on the cutting board full of vegetables and said,

“We’re getting out of this joint and you can join us if you want.”

The celery was an honorable man and felt that the woman with the

Knife had wisdom beyond his own

And beyond even the others’ as well.

So he told them that,

“Die as I might, the truth of it all shall be revealed tonight.”

With that the woman let the guillotine fall

And so was the last we saw of Celery Paul.


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